Swirlsy 

a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5

'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'

Swirlsy by Steamer J December 15, 2008

loaded swirly 

A swirly in which the toilet is fully loaded.

Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.

loaded swirly by oosiks32 January 15, 2014

Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.

Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.

Chocolate swirly by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

Swirlygig 

Swirl that remains in the toilet after a powerful fecal matter dropping.

Emmalee:Jesse Swirlygigged the toilet!
Jesse:I'LL SWIRLYGIG YOUR FACE!

Swirlygig by Swirlygiggersince86 April 10, 2009

Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.

My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly

Dick Swirly by Benchance January 18, 2015

Swirly Head Ass 

1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.

2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.

Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"

Swirly Head Ass by 216Ski April 21, 2008

swirly 

The process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing

I gave that retard a swirly!

swirly by 2dFx December 9, 2002