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swaunched 

When you fondle someone’s balls while while cumming in their ass.
You better watch out buddy, or you’re gonna get swaunched.
swaunched by Dopper12345678047352 August 26, 2023
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Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013
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sianched 

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....
"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"
sianched by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020
A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.
Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.
Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

scrunched 

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.
Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too
scrunched by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Swutched 

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.
Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
Swutched by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010
the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.
Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!
Slauncher by T & B July 22, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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