swaunched

When you fondle someone’s balls while while cumming in their ass.

You better watch out buddy, or you’re gonna get swaunched.

by Dopper12345678047352 August 26, 2023

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

sianched

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Swutched

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.

Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.

by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010

Slauncher

the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.

Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!

by T & B July 22, 2009