slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

sianched

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

launched

The point of no return in a night of drinking and you are bound to either black out, make an ass of yourself, fight, or all of the above. The tequila shot that broke the camels back.

Eric had launched somewhere between his 6th and 7th tequila shot. After that it was all down hill.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting some whiskey rocks.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006