Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

sluncher

A sluncher is something that you eat too late to be a lunch, too soon to be a dinner and too large to be a snack. A sluncher is the single meal you have in a day, neither at lunch nor dinner time.

Similarly as a brunch is a breakfast + lunch, a sluncher is considered a snack + lunch + dinner.

I had a sluncher = I didn't have lunch nor dinner but instead I ate a complete meal at a time in between the two.

by Pola and Tom October 23, 2007

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

Slanched

Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood

"I was slanched against the tree while I watched my friends gather supplies to make the fort"

by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006