Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

Sanched

UH OH, OH OH, I SANCHED!! GUESS WHAT I SANCHED! When Billy pulls up his pants in the locker room, everyone sanches

I sanched on a branch with ranch in my panch

Sanched by Snached my branch December 11, 2018

Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness

That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.

Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009

Olsy-Sanchez 

Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez

I'm saving the real deuce for Bridget's Olsy-Sanchez.

Olsy-Sanchez by Big 10 inch January 13, 2022

Sixto Sanchez 

A true sexual feat. A Sixto Sanchez is when you stick a whole adult foot and an adult thumb up a persons ass 6 digits up the bum.

Whoa, Hat is a real savage, he totally Sixto Sanchez'ed that bitch last night after we left the club.

Sixto Sanchez by Hat Garrett February 22, 2018

Sanchezium 

A mineral made up by Rick from "Rick and Morty" appearing in 'S03 E10'.

"I made Sanchezium up dumbasses, don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia" -Rick Sanchez

Sanchezium by JayTeller October 3, 2017

Rick Sanchez 

A character on the popular TV show on adult swim, "Rick and Morty."

Summer: Oh, yeah. My grandpa is Rick Sanchez.

Rick Sanchez by goawayimbusyignoringyou September 25, 2016