sianched 

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

sianched by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

Slanched

Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood

"I was slanched against the tree while I watched my friends gather supplies to make the fort"

Slanched by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018

Sanched

UH OH, OH OH, I SANCHED!! GUESS WHAT I SANCHED! When Billy pulls up his pants in the locker room, everyone sanches

I sanched on a branch with ranch in my panch

Sanched by Snached my branch December 11, 2018

Sanchedrin 

a) a supreme legal counsil, which deals with local legal, judicial and executive matters, in today's extant tribal societies in the non-Western world.

b) a group of elders, or regular elderly people, in a social gathering.

c) a conference of people in the same vocational field.

boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa, if i am not mistaken. Would you know if they have a Sanchedrin, as in a legal counsil.

boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major, so therefore your question is not my whiskey. but what I can tell you however, is that this summer my grandparents are going to a Latin Sanchedrin.

boy a) you mean your comouter-illityerates are going to a summer camp for the elderly, where all they do is speak Latin to each other?

boy b) yes, lol. just about. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late paternal grandparents' country estate.

boy a) wow.

Sanchedrin by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2012