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Stauncher 

A stauncher is an australian gangsta. The pose of staunching is to pull your shirt over your face but leaving your eyes still visable, with you other hand you put it in the air and make your fingers in a gun shape. Staunchers commit a number of crimes such as: drug use, under age drinking, shop lifting, mugging or "rolling" people for their belonings, and most importantly "painting trains" as in doing graffiti.
"I staunched some kid last night" as in i mugged someone last night

"The dude in that photo is a stauncher" as in doing the perticular pose
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Stauncher 

A person who sucks on the toes of others.
Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.
Stauncher by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009

Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

Muffin Scruncher 

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)
Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

stencherello

A stinky spanish child or a child who smells whilst in spain
whats thats smell? Look its Stencherello, the Spanish stench
the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.
Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!
Slauncher by T & B July 22, 2009
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