Sideswiped 

When a guy feels like he was just hit by a car because his girlfriend that he thought was just a casual relationship wants him to tell her he loves her, and or she tells him that she wants to get married.

Bob really got sideswiped last night when Tina told him that she wanted to get married. I feel bad for the guy, but oh well he's pussy whipped anyway.

Sideswiped by Soaren Nidabroht December 2, 2010

Sideswipe 

The fast autobot with wheels, and also wreckless.

Sideswipe: I’m gonna slice a con to half!!

Sideswipe by Skylynx June 16, 2021

sideswipe 

A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.

Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."

sideswipe by neranfafu July 8, 2012

side swiped 

when someone hits the side of your car and you didn't see it coming

Robby got side swiped by a lady running a red light.

side swiped by bratty boy November 17, 2004

Rocket League Sideswipe

A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.

Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.

“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”

“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”

Rocket League Sideswipe by white_brownie December 4, 2021

side swiped 

when your friend tells you theres a chick visiting and you head to his house to meet her and the first glance of the female specimen causes your head to snap back in pain and one more for disgust.

indian guy - hey jimmy, come by the crib i want you to meet this chick

(1 hour later jimmy is in the hospital with neck injuries)

Jimmy - damn dat chick side swiped me

side swiped by DiaztheOG September 12, 2010

Sidewiper 

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)

Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.

Sidewiper by Zen Leon April 5, 2010