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Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

swagging out 

1. the act of being cooler than everyone in a specific place

2. eating food in a specific place

3. dancing in a condescending fashion
I just swagged out at the skate park!
OR
B word I be swagging out!

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox 

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers
sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."
Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011