Swaggling 

A young person who looks like they have swag, or openly admit they possess the lame ass power of "Swag". Commonly seen with snapbacks, wifebeater shirts and name brand sneakers. They often end up with STD's, children, prison sentences and all have a guaranteed job at McDonald's due to their lack of intelligence .

"We went to the McDonald's drive-through yesterday and some swaggling took our order, but first he took a selfie with his spatula"

Swaggling by Fernie July 8, 2014

sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

sagging pants by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021

snugglingus 

snugglingus — the act of snuggling gently — yet passionately — after a particularly good round of fellatio, cunnilingus, and mutually orgasmic-ly satisfying 69.

This practice is the trifecta of both sexual comfort and skill because both partners have to be equally aroused; equally determined; equally skilled in their respective acts; and, possessed of equal concentration.

This successful wanton act of pleasure has no purpose other than achieving intense orgasm from prolonged but consistent mutual stimulation; and, the results can be so good that you need a break afterwards just to get yourself together!!!!

Oh, you thought it was going to just be foreplay; but, it got so good to both of you that you spontaneously decided to order a dinner size portion of your appetizer for the main meal.

Eat up lovers; EAT UP!!!!!!

It started out as good natured mutually satisfying foreplay; but, damn if it didn’t go to prolonged and mutually satisfying 69 followed by grateful snugglingus with animated giggling conversation. Man that was some awesome sex!!!!!!!!

snugglingus by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012