8 definitions by Member 248791

criscofarr

(kris'•ko•farr) Verb meaning to masturbate using one's own tears as lube.

I haven't seen Tommy since his girl left him. You have any idea where he could be?

I'm sure he's hiding somewhere just thinking about her and criscofarring.

by Member 248791 November 18, 2016

dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

trumpified

An area that has been completely tapped of all resources and has since become ignored. May be policed by a private "security" team. Live there at your own risk.

If you saw Back to the Future 2 think of Hill Valley when Biff took over and you'll know what trumpified means.

If Donald Trump becomes President, he will trumpify the entire nation.

by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

Trump

Freakin' moron.

That guy thinks he can become President of the United States even though he has no political experience or knowledge. What a Trump!!!

by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

swargling

The act of swallowing jizz without removing the penis from one's mouth.

Man, my lover is great at swargling. I love getting head from him/her because my penis stays warm inside his/her mouth.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

face-titties

Bags of flesh hanging under the eyes.

Try some botox injections under your eyes to clear up those face-titties.

by Member 248791 October 21, 2016

Japanese Rain Goggles

What I gave your mom last night.

Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

by Member 248791 October 20, 2016