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dick waggling contest 

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

waggling 

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."
John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.
waggling by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

Wardling 

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.
Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."
Wardling by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020

warlingham

Argueably the most boring place in Surrey.
It's highlights are the village newsagents, working-class secondary school and 403 bus route into Croydon.
Me: Hi I'm from Warlingham
You: HUH???? COOL LETZZ GO CROYDON ENDZZZ!!
warlingham by kellylouise March 6, 2008

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

Warbling 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.
When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset,] but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'
Warbling by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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