Wargling

To passively wait for something, usually due to a lack of concrete evidence regarding when it should arrive.

Guy 1: "Yo, man, I'm totally wargling for Phantom Blade Zero."
Guy 2: "Me too, wonder when it's coming out."

(You can put whatever TBD media in place of Phantom Blade Zero, "wargle" is applicable in any context.)

Wargling by General Zwerg June 4, 2026

dick waggling contest 

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

dick waggling contest by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

waggling 

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."

John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.

waggling by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010

Wardling 

Going on a rant about something very nerdy (games, shows, etc.) or about something you enjoy a lot.

Person 1: "So then in the first season (blank) goes to rescue (blank) and you think it's out of the kindness of their heart, but way later on in season five you find out that..."
Person 2: "There they go on again, wardling their heart out."

Wardling by KirishimaKinnie April 24, 2020

warlingham

Argueably the most boring place in Surrey.
It's highlights are the village newsagents, working-class secondary school and 403 bus route into Croydon.

Me: Hi I'm from Warlingham
You: HUH???? COOL LETZZ GO CROYDON ENDZZZ!!

warlingham by kellylouise March 6, 2008

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

Warbling 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time.

When you're crying your heart out then a friend says something that tickles you and you become stuck in a circle of crying but somehow managing to laugh simultaneously.

'I was so upset,] but then he showed me his Swaflamurtle and I was warbling til the cows came home.'

Warbling by SimplyChelsey June 12, 2013