swartling 

to do nothing or the act of doing nothing. Complete opposite of doing something.

Hey buddy what are you up to?! Swartling...

swartling by nopotopisin June 5, 2009

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Starting Six 

A group of 6, well 7 including the benchwarmer, of swagged out guys. They sing dope ass songs and slap hard beats. All originally from berkeley. These guys include... Big Steve, Nic Nac, Young Feez, Riggs, Ry Bread, Goose... and the benchwarmer. SWAG! Lets Talk about S6X.

Starting Six on your bitch!

Starting Six by Thesixbitch August 14, 2011

sparting 

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

sparting by dw8177 April 13, 2017

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.

hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.

starting shit by gmoonit April 5, 2008

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox 

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007