swapt
(adjective) the best way to describe an individual that is too sauced for the word "drunk" to do a justice
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Swaptronics
When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.
Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?
Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.
Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.
Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
Swaptronics by tech7777 July 8, 2011
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Swagtard
(Plural Swagtards) ¹Someone who overuses the term "swag", mostly Hypebeasts. ²Can be used in place of "Hypebeast."
Swagtard: Oh, is that a lollipop? Swag. Can I have some?
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
LollipopOwner: Uh... okay, you can have a lick or two. Nice Obey hoodie and vans btw.
Swagtard: MMM! Suuuwag, dat shit cray! For reals do, its hella raw. You wanna see my integra? I have it hooked up with some JDM swag.
LollipopOwner: No thanks, swagtard.
Swagtard by TotallyBaked March 12, 2012
swaatshirt
swaatshirt by j-rob mad fresh April 6, 2010
saptor
Saptor: Someone who feels the need to add commentary to a chess match. Often the third party observer between two amateurs, a Saptor will feel the need to predict an upcoming move, or underhanded plan, thus ruining the game.
"Man, I totally had you that last game. If only Chris didn't Saptor me, you never would have known I had checkmate in three moves!"
saptor by Straw(not)berry May 18, 2020
Snapture
When you decide to take a photo at random without forethought.
Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.
Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.
Snapture by wildchildrose1967 January 11, 2012
Snaptrap
n., v.
When one sends a Snapchat photo to someone that they have recently contacted through text, Facebook message, twitter DM, etc. but not received a reply, with the intention of seeing if the receiver is in fact, ignoring or avoiding them as any snaps sent have a status indicator of whether the person has received or opened the aforementioned snap. If the snap was opened, the sender knows s/he is on his phone, fully capable of replying.
This can also be done to see if the person is actively on their phone BEFORE contacting them through text, Facebook etc.
This simple tactic is usually used by smart(crazy) girlfriends who are concerned about their boyfriends whereabouts or what he is doing and want to trap him with a snapchat, invalidating any excuse such as "my phone died, my phone was off, I wasn't using my phone" etc.
When one sends a Snapchat photo to someone that they have recently contacted through text, Facebook message, twitter DM, etc. but not received a reply, with the intention of seeing if the receiver is in fact, ignoring or avoiding them as any snaps sent have a status indicator of whether the person has received or opened the aforementioned snap. If the snap was opened, the sender knows s/he is on his phone, fully capable of replying.
This can also be done to see if the person is actively on their phone BEFORE contacting them through text, Facebook etc.
This simple tactic is usually used by smart(crazy) girlfriends who are concerned about their boyfriends whereabouts or what he is doing and want to trap him with a snapchat, invalidating any excuse such as "my phone died, my phone was off, I wasn't using my phone" etc.
I told my girlfriend I was busy and couldn't use my phone but i really was at home with the side bitch. She texted me 3 times anyway to which i didn't reply then she sent me a Snaptrap. I opened it by accident and she immediately called me and asked what I was really doing.