swaptimist
I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.
swaptimist by skuzner January 13, 2010
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Shoptimistic
To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.
My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.
Shoptimistic by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
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skeptimistic
skeptimistic by Joe - Hozo April 12, 2003
Skeptimistic
Jimmy: I was skeptimistic about bangin' your mom last night.
Chaz: YOU BITCH!!
Jimmy: I rode her like a llama, it was pleasant.
Chaz: YOU BITCH!!
Jimmy: I rode her like a llama, it was pleasant.
Skeptimistic by DaySavBri March 28, 2005
Swaptimize
Verb.
To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.
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noun. swaptimization
To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.
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noun. swaptimization
Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.
Swaptimize by busterfly April 15, 2013
skeptimistic
Although bungie jumping was something Frank had never tried before, he remained skeptimistic of the outcome
skeptimistic by Sky-man March 1, 2009
Sadtimistic
George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.
Sadtimistic by christrolllll September 5, 2011
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