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swaptimist

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.
I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.
by skuzner January 13, 2010
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Shoptimistic

To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.
My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.
by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
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skeptimistic

John was feeling a bit skeptimistic about the upcoming free TV give away at the police station.
by Joe - Hozo April 12, 2003
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Skeptimistic

A state of being skeptical and pessimistic about anything relating to llamas or your mom.
Jimmy: I was skeptimistic about bangin' your mom last night.
Chaz: YOU BITCH!!
Jimmy: I rode her like a llama, it was pleasant.
by DaySavBri March 28, 2005
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Swaptimize

Verb.

To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.

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noun. swaptimization
Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.
by busterfly April 15, 2013
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skeptimistic

The act of being both skeptical and optimistic about something
Although bungie jumping was something Frank had never tried before, he remained skeptimistic of the outcome
by Sky-man March 1, 2009
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Sadtimistic

George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.
by christrolllll September 5, 2011
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