Swaptrist

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A person who trades their belongings with friends instead of purchasing items they will only use often.

I got this purse from my friend. She is a huge swaptrist.

Swaptrist by Styledev December 16, 2011

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swautistic

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.

Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"

swautistic by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018

swaptimist

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.

I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.

swaptimist by skuzner January 13, 2010

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

SWAuTistic

A serial SWATTER

His friend called a SWAuTistic over some stupid shit

SWAuTistic by CyberBaited April 23, 2018

swastistika

An Italian man saying "Swastika"

When the moon,
hits your eye
Like a big
Swastistika
That's-a-nazi

swastistika by Andre is a jew April 13, 2008

swageristic

Swageristic is a person who really looks good. Got style and an amazing swagger.

Swagger means "fresh act"

"Oh, he's lookin swageristic" = "Oh my god, he's lookin so good. That smile, that style, and everything he's carrying"

swageristic by nicnugen March 11, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026