Swaptrist

A person who trades their belongings with friends instead of purchasing items they will only use often.

I got this purse from my friend. She is a huge swaptrist.

by Styledev December 16, 2011

swautistic

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.

Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"

by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018

swaptimist

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.

I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.

by skuzner January 13, 2010

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

SWAuTistic

A serial SWATTER

His friend called a SWAuTistic over some stupid shit

by CyberBaited April 23, 2018

swastistika

An Italian man saying "Swastika"

When the moon,
hits your eye
Like a big
Swastistika
That's-a-nazi

by Andre is a jew April 13, 2008

swageristic

Swageristic is a person who really looks good. Got style and an amazing swagger.

Swagger means "fresh act"

"Oh, he's lookin swageristic" = "Oh my god, he's lookin so good. That smile, that style, and everything he's carrying"

by nicnugen March 11, 2010