swaptions 

The options and potential sex partners available to swingers.

The opposite-sex attendees of a key party.

The potential hook-ups at a swing party.

I can't believe my luck. I didn't even know the Smiths or Jones were swingers. This key party is dope. The swaptions are all so tasty.

swaptions by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 31, 2010

Swaptronics

When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.

Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.

Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.

Swaptronics by tech7777 July 8, 2011

Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

Staytionship

The cohabitation of two people after a break-up. This dynamic often requires a comfortable sofa, extra pillows, awkward eye contact, and multiple Snuggies.

After a date: I had a great time tonight, but I can't invite you up. I broke up with my boyfriend a month ago, but we have an ongoing staytionship. We are seeing it through the last month of our lease. Plus, we can't compromise on a custody schedule for Herman, our puggle.

Staytionship by Dinkle8 August 7, 2010

Snaption

Unlike the popular word 'caption' which is used for captioning photos on pictures, the word 'snaption' (with the C, replaced with an S), refers to the use of using a caption on the social meadia site, Snapchat.

*just took a selfie with friends*

"What should the snaption be guys?"

Snaption by WhenTheTeddyFell April 2, 2015

swaction

swaction means sweet action. Sweet action is something like a good guitar solo or a wicked wiffle ball pitch. Ex

That jacket is some swaction.
Means that jacket is awesome

swaction by Coka October 2, 2003

Snaption

Unlike the word 'caption' which is used for captioning photos, the word 'snaption', which begins with a S, instead of C, is used for captioning photos on Snapchat.

*group selfie just been taken on Snapchat*
"Guys what shall the snaption be?

Snaption by WhenTheTeddyFell April 2, 2015