The options and potential sex partners available to swingers.
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I can't believe my luck. I didn't even know the Smiths or Jones were swingers. This key party is dope. The swaptions are all so tasty.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 31, 2010
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Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?
Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.
Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.
Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
by tech7777 July 8, 2011
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A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023
Get the Battle Stations! mug.The cohabitation of two people after a break-up. This dynamic often requires a comfortable sofa, extra pillows, awkward eye contact, and multiple Snuggies.
After a date: I had a great time tonight, but I can't invite you up. I broke up with my boyfriend a month ago, but we have an ongoing staytionship. We are seeing it through the last month of our lease. Plus, we can't compromise on a custody schedule for Herman, our puggle.
by Dinkle8 August 7, 2010
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by Coka October 2, 2003
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