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A miserable, toxic, swamp-dwelling creature that thrives in drama, negativity, and expired Hot Pockets. Half hag, half Florida cryptid, 100% unwashed. Usually found lurking in group chats, comment sections, or their mom's basement, emitting a powerful stench of BO, essential oils, and unresolved daddy issues.

There is a swamphag in the comments section giving the most brain dead take imaginable.

swamphag by xyroyeti July 7, 2026

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swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

Related Words

Swamp Hag • swampage • Swampfag • swamp vag • Swamp Bag • swamp hair • swamp hog • Swamp Maggot • Swamp Hands • swamp hoggy

Swamp Hag

An extremely unattractive woman with ridiculously effective (almost supernatural) powers of manipulation. Nastier and more powerful version of a hag.

Wow, that chick is a real Swamp Hag!

Swamp Hag by PixieFish69 May 22, 2010

Swamp Hag

A person (typically female) who is of abnormal physical unattractiveness.

Woah man, check out that swamp hag in the first row!

Swamp Hag by CrimsonGhost July 14, 2004

swampbag

the action of a lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.

lesbian #1: Are you into swampbagging?
lesbian #2: Why yes, I love to swampbag! Let's go!

swampbag by prevaaa May 26, 2010

Swampvag

A dirty, sweaty vagina that is potentially also moistened by arousal but not always. Swampvag usually occurs in girls who haven't showered or had sex and didn't clean up afterward. It's most noticeable in rooms with little to no ventilation and on hot days.

"It smells like fish and BO in here, what is that!?!?"
"I think that girl has swampvag..."

Swampvag by QuailMan85 September 10, 2011

Swampfag

(swamp-fag) Used to describe a homosexual that lives in a swampy region. Originates from fags that live in S Florida. As millions of these things are known to hang out in the park & let other homosexuals borrow their rectums or throats...these do it in the swamp.

"Hey mike look, there's two swampfags blowing each other in the swamp."
"I know......Do you think I could hit a swampfag with this rock from here?"
"yeah, try to hit it."

Swampfag by Boziccoven July 1, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026