Definitions by QuailMan85

dry poop willy 

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

dry poop willy by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

Swampvag 

A dirty, sweaty vagina that is potentially also moistened by arousal but not always. Swampvag usually occurs in girls who haven't showered or had sex and didn't clean up afterward. It's most noticeable in rooms with little to no ventilation and on hot days.

"It smells like fish and BO in here, what is that!?!?"
"I think that girl has swampvag..."

Swampvag by QuailMan85 September 10, 2011

Gailtating 

When a driver (a middle aged or older woman named Gail) is getting too close for comfort behind another on the road. When the driver hits you, she will arrogantly assume she did nothing wrong as if Gailtating isn't illegal or dangerous.

Innocent driver: WTF, this bitch won't get off my ass!!

Passenger: Fuck, someone's Gailtating you again, switch lanes before she rams you at the red light.

Gailtating by QuailMan85 August 23, 2011