swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

by Swampage April 17, 2008

swamage

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)

Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage

by joeygawley June 19, 2010

swappage

Making out for excessively long periods of time and exchanging copious amounts of saliva.

The two of them had so much swappage they almost shared the eight gallons neccesary to contract AIDS from spit.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 15, 2006

Shampage

noun - A shampage is one of those domains that only exists as a fake, ad-ridden search engine/portal to capture clicks. Usually they have domain names that are close to 'real' sites/portals. This could also refer to a cybersquatting domain with the 'right' name but not offering the 'right' content.

Dude, I mistyped that domain you gave me and it popped up to a shampage!

by funky49 March 18, 2009

slampage

\slam'-peyj\

n.
A string of many sexual encounters with different people in a very short span of time.

Molly: She slept with like eight guys in two months... practically a slampage!
Kiki: I mean I guess she just needed to get railed.

by hze February 18, 2008

spampage

A condition where a friend or coworker has nothing better to do and goes on an email forwarding rampage sending you multiple emails containing jokes, photos, nude celebrity shots, porn and other useless information.

"Did you get that spampage from Mooner containing the photos of dead sea creatures?"

by Shawn Thompson February 2, 2005

snampage

a snack rampage.

After the gym I was so hungry, I went on a snampage.

by laur2016 April 24, 2016