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When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.
Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.
swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008
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stampbag 

heroin, in the little wax bags it comes in
"they went to manchester to cop those stampbags"
stampbag by amanda hug n kiss September 2, 2003

Swampvag 

A dirty, sweaty vagina that is potentially also moistened by arousal but not always. Swampvag usually occurs in girls who haven't showered or had sex and didn't clean up afterward. It's most noticeable in rooms with little to no ventilation and on hot days.
"It smells like fish and BO in here, what is that!?!?"
"I think that girl has swampvag..."
Swampvag by QuailMan85 September 10, 2011

Swamp Bag 

A lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.
Swamp Bag by pevaaa October 8, 2008

Swampfag 

(swamp-fag) Used to describe a homosexual that lives in a swampy region. Originates from fags that live in S Florida. As millions of these things are known to hang out in the park & let other homosexuals borrow their rectums or throats...these do it in the swamp.
"Hey mike look, there's two swampfags blowing each other in the swamp."
"I know......Do you think I could hit a swampfag with this rock from here?"
"yeah, try to hit it."
Swampfag by Boziccoven July 1, 2009

swampballs 

A bearded gnome that likes to drink beer.
Swampballs drank all our beer while we weren't looking.
swampballs by deco gecko June 6, 2009