Skip to main content

Swampvag

A dirty, sweaty vagina that is potentially also moistened by arousal but not always. Swampvag usually occurs in girls who haven't showered or had sex and didn't clean up afterward. It's most noticeable in rooms with little to no ventilation and on hot days.
"It smells like fish and BO in here, what is that!?!?"
"I think that girl has swampvag..."
by QuailMan85 September 10, 2011
mugGet the Swampvag mug.

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.
Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.
by Swampage April 17, 2008
mugGet the swampage mug.
Related Words

swampbag

the action of a lesbian fetish consisting of pinching a loaf, wrapping it in glad wrap and freezing it, before fucking yourself/partner with it.
lesbian #1: Are you into swampbagging?
lesbian #2: Why yes, I love to swampbag! Let's go!
by prevaaa May 26, 2010
mugGet the swampbag mug.

swamp vag

a smelly sweaty hairy VAGina that nasty chicks like my girlfriend get more than often
by cynical satan November 30, 2003
mugGet the swamp vag mug.

Swamp Vag

Also known as Swamp Vagina. Swamp Vag occurs when the female genitalia is of an unpleasant and quite robust odor. This odor, one of immense power, can cause individuals to clear rooms without prior notice.
"Oh man this workout was crazy, I think I have swamp vag!" "Do you smell that swamp vag right now, disgusting!"
by K.D. Smiff December 31, 2015
mugGet the Swamp Vag mug.

swamp vag

When a girl forgets to change her tampon for too long a time, thus producing a seriously rank odor.
Ugh, I've been so busy I've got swamp vag.
by LahDeeDah August 27, 2007
mugGet the swamp vag mug.

Swampfag

(swamp-fag) Used to describe a homosexual that lives in a swampy region. Originates from fags that live in S Florida. As millions of these things are known to hang out in the park & let other homosexuals borrow their rectums or throats...these do it in the swamp.
"Hey mike look, there's two swampfags blowing each other in the swamp."
"I know......Do you think I could hit a swampfag with this rock from here?"
"yeah, try to hit it."
by Boziccoven July 1, 2009
mugGet the Swampfag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email