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Swamp cock 

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it
“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina
Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."
shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

Swampneck 

uneducated, bayou folk, whom often live in single wide mobile homes and eat alligator and use alligator to make clothing and other house hold products. Typically found in north Florida, southern Georgia and parts of Alabama and Louisiana; possibly inbred with tattoos of the Confederate battle flag found on all parts of the body.
He's not just a redneck from the marsh, he's a swampneck.
Swampneck by Flishdigity September 21, 2005

slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.
Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?
slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.
If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin
Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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