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swampcock 

when you run a 10K and your cock is smelly and creamy
swampcock by cynical satan November 15, 2003
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Swamp cock 

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it
“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina
Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."
shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

Swampneck 

uneducated, bayou folk, whom often live in single wide mobile homes and eat alligator and use alligator to make clothing and other house hold products. Typically found in north Florida, southern Georgia and parts of Alabama and Louisiana; possibly inbred with tattoos of the Confederate battle flag found on all parts of the body.
He's not just a redneck from the marsh, he's a swampneck.
Swampneck by Flishdigity September 21, 2005

slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.
Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?
slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.
If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin
Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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