swampcock 

when you run a 10K and your cock is smelly and creamy

anyone in the army

josh d

swampcock by cynical satan November 15, 2003

Swamp cock 

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”

Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina

Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."

shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

Swampneck 

uneducated, bayou folk, whom often live in single wide mobile homes and eat alligator and use alligator to make clothing and other house hold products. Typically found in north Florida, southern Georgia and parts of Alabama and Louisiana; possibly inbred with tattoos of the Confederate battle flag found on all parts of the body.

He's not just a redneck from the marsh, he's a swampneck.

Swampneck by Flishdigity September 21, 2005

slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003