slapcock

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

by keem4 September 03, 2006

slapcock

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

by angus123 January 02, 2009

Slapcock

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

by Jayplus October 07, 2019

Slapcock

Another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves

“Hey get off your phone and do your work.”

“Slapcock Ms Leahy”

by Pyrofun509 June 15, 2025