slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock 

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

slapcock by keem4 September 3, 2006

slapcock 

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

slapcock by angus123 January 2, 2009

Slapcock 

Noun- A person who pretends to to have knowledge on a particular subject.

This slapcock has no idea what he's talking about!

Slapcock by Jayplus October 7, 2019

Slapcock 

Another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves

“Hey get off your phone and do your work.”

“Slapcock Ms Leahy”

Slapcock by Pyrofun509 June 15, 2025

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

slamcock 

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004