Slapcockin

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

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Slapdicking

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

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To slay or make out with someone in a hammock.

Hey girl, did you want to go slamocking this weekend?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

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A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

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To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.

Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.

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Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.

I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.

Sleepcocking by Mcshakey September 27, 2010

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a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.
kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

slapcock by keem4 September 3, 2006

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