slamcock
slamcock by captainkirk August 19, 2004
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spamcock
Noun
An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.
An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.
shamcock
"Black Irish", usually of Denzelian Irish Descent: foreboding creamy white on the outside, all black on the cockside."Yea!!!!"Also known as the central most important holiday of the year, of the cult religion, known as vulva destroyerists.
Also known as Vulva Destroyer. Betty picked up a skinny redheaded freckled white guy who shamcocked her 6 ways to Sunday.
shamcock by B Ddawson (two d's for double the pimpin") March 15, 2008
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