slamcock

So inconsequential it is below even whipdick.

Didn't we do something amazingly slamcock like use an ethernet USB adapter at one point?

by captainkirk August 19, 2004

slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

by Chip August 19, 2004

Slapcockin

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

Slamocking

To slay or make out with someone in a hammock.

Hey girl, did you want to go slamocking this weekend?

Yeah, I'd be down for that.

by What'sThePassword August 13, 2016

spamcock

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.

"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"

by Shitbox April 28, 2006

shamcock

"Black Irish", usually of Denzelian Irish Descent: foreboding creamy white on the outside, all black on the cockside."Yea!!!!"Also known as the central most important holiday of the year, of the cult religion, known as vulva destroyerists.

Also known as Vulva Destroyer. Betty picked up a skinny redheaded freckled white guy who shamcocked her 6 ways to Sunday.

by B Ddawson (two d's for double the pimpin") March 15, 2008

shamcock

a penis with four testicles resembling the shape of a four leaf clover

Alex and Ian found a lucky four ball shamcock while frolicking through the pasture

by dson311 April 22, 2009