Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

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Swagatude

When true motherism stands out within their offspring with attitude and swag.

Having swagatude within both characteristic of being a parent.

Swagatude by THEE BLACCKK BEAUTY EFFECT March 26, 2021

swag loops

A popular breakfast cereal in south side Detroit and Compton

Little Tyrone just loves his swag loops

swag loops by Nicky Bemez February 5, 2014

swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch

I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.

swag punch a bitch by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

swag.com

When someone or something is so swag or swaggy that it deserves its own domain on the internet.

"Yooo you know *insert name of person who is swag.com*? They are swag.com."

swag.com by swag.org April 28, 2022

Full Swag

1. Reaching ones maximum swag potential. Also the highest possible level reached on the SWAG-O-METER

2. A word that is commonly used as a response to any statement. It often comes in twos.

Garrett: Yo Toby, hows it poppin?
Toby: Full swag bra

Matt: Toby, what time is it yo?
Toby: Full swag, Full swag

Tyler: yo man i just got my dome chopped, what you think?
Toby: Full swag, Full swag

Full Swag by GMASTAA October 23, 2012

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026