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surprize sex
surprize sex by notsuck1 September 12, 2009
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surprize sex by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008
Surprize Adoption
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Adoption by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
Surprize Sex
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Sex by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
Surprize Party
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you and a group of other people rape someone thus making it legal in a court of law.
Surprize Party Scenario1: *group of guys rape girl*
Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!
*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*
Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!
*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*
Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
Surprize Party by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
warm brownie surprize
(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!
(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.
(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.
warm brownie surprize by Wild Turkey 101 October 26, 2007
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