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surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.
If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.
surmission by Scalabrini July 6, 2004
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To imagine without certain knowledge; to infer on slight grounds; to suppose, conjecture, or suspect; to guess.
surmising by jezzie March 31, 2003

How To: Surpise Sex 

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!
How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

backdoor surpise 

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.
Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise
backdoor surpise by JamesBong February 3, 2004

chupacabra surpise 

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.
chupacabra surpise by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010
Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.
surpise by cfrieds January 14, 2016
What male chauvinists arrogantly do when deciding how da fairer gender should treat them, and vice-versa.
I think dat female humans are da greatest thing on Earth, so I would never sirmise to feel or act superior to them.
sirmise by QuacksO February 23, 2021