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What male chauvinists arrogantly do when deciding how da fairer gender should treat them, and vice-versa.
I think dat female humans are da greatest thing on Earth, so I would never sirmise to feel or act superior to them.
sirmise by QuacksO February 23, 2021
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Sirisena 

The Fucking Meme Legend Who Made Our Days More Than 4 Years
sirisena kiyamne gammac thma goviya cariya
Sirisena by chayton00 June 13, 2021

Siamise Kangaroo 

A sex act in which multiple people have sex with a woman, and one male starts from the other end of the room when another male is already penetrating the woman and the male from the other end of the room jumps and kicks her in the mouth and makes her bleed. If he doesn't at first attempt he has to retry.
Why did Paige have messed up teeth?

She went all out with the Siamise Kangaroo.
Siamise Kangaroo by Redeer January 16, 2010

sirisena 

A spineless individual with a double sided tongue. A person who can latch onto any opportunity to gain position
Don't be like a sirisena
sirisena by Alfelix April 27, 2020
Sweet and compassionate and loving others and having a temper tantrum when he dont get what he want. And protective over the people he loved. Sirwise is a very good listener and He or She will tell you what is on his or her mind.
Sirwise is a unique personality that rarely anyone have.
Sirwise by Sirwise April 21, 2017

sirmikemorton 

The most hot cosplayer every, very sweet and kind, and just all around groovy 😏😚😃
Did you hear about that nice cosplayer on Tiktok? , yeah that’s sirmikemorton!
sirmikemorton by Marnie.cos June 8, 2021

simisear 

The definition of failure; creepy face, middling stats, bad level-up moveset, and worst of all, Pansear is so much better (cuteness-wise). Simisear is so bad that it was rated worst pokemon in Japan.
guy1: heyyyyyy i have fire stone time to evolve me pansear
guy2: dont simisear is ugly if you evolve him throw him in the water
simisear by marill enjoyer December 11, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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