A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003
also called "the goat sucker" (Spanish=Chupar means "to suck or to draw fluid;Cabra means "goat"), el chupacabra was first sighted in Puerto Rico, draining the bodily fluid and some vital organs out of its victim's body. There are no or very little fight or fly wounds on the victims body, meaning that the creature might have telepathic powers. the only wounds on the victims body are two small puncture wounds around the neck area, like a vampire. Wittnesses say that the beast is 4-5 feet tall, have big, red eyes, spines running down its back, big hind legs, and possibly small wings for flight.
from the first sighting, other sightings of el chupacabra have been sighted in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. It almost seems that its going further north...so far, ONE human as been attacked by this mysterious beast (Watch Animal X on Animal Planet for more info), but no others.
There are a few theories behind this creature. El Chupacabra is either a:
1)unidentified animal yet to be discovered
2)reinactment of ancient gargoyles (but i highly doubt it. seeing how gargoyles are a COMPLETELY different race)
3)alien species from a different planet
4)NASA experiment thats gone horribly wrong
5)occult.or gang activity trying to scare the public.
what do YOU think?
from the first sighting, other sightings of el chupacabra have been sighted in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. It almost seems that its going further north...so far, ONE human as been attacked by this mysterious beast (Watch Animal X on Animal Planet for more info), but no others.
There are a few theories behind this creature. El Chupacabra is either a:
1)unidentified animal yet to be discovered
2)reinactment of ancient gargoyles (but i highly doubt it. seeing how gargoyles are a COMPLETELY different race)
3)alien species from a different planet
4)NASA experiment thats gone horribly wrong
5)occult.or gang activity trying to scare the public.
what do YOU think?
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e June 29, 2005
Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.
Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.
Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."
by Nicholas Meyler September 22, 2003
nasty little bloodsucking creature that lives in my basement. if Vivi comes over, she has to sit in my lap to be safe! :P
by DNL27 August 08, 2008
also called "the goat sucker" even though it attacks many different animals. The first attak was reported in Puerto Ricobut but attaks have been seen in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain.
Wittnesses desscribe the chupacabra as a kangaroo looking creature standing 4-5 feet tall with spikes running down its spine. So far there has been one attack on humans.
there are a few ideas regarding this creature the most likely being occult ritauls the least likely being alien activity.
Wittnesses desscribe the chupacabra as a kangaroo looking creature standing 4-5 feet tall with spikes running down its spine. So far there has been one attack on humans.
there are a few ideas regarding this creature the most likely being occult ritauls the least likely being alien activity.
by popop_9 August 09, 2008
Simmons: That would be the chupacabra, sir
Sarge: Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy? How bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.
Sarge: Hey Griff, Chupa-thingy? How bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.
by Audio August 04, 2005
A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.
James: "I'm heading down to the Swedish deli. You want anything?"
Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?"
James: "The chupacabra?"
Sam: "...the chupacabra..."
Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?"
James: "The chupacabra?"
Sam: "...the chupacabra..."
by TimAndEric August 05, 2009