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surmising

To imagine without certain knowledge; to infer on slight grounds; to suppose, conjecture, or suspect; to guess.
by jezzie March 31, 2003
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survibing

it’s like when ur just getting by, but yknow, ur still vibing.
Person A: bruh i just failed that physics test

Person B: lol me too, just survibing
by kool1947 January 30, 2020
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Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas

Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.
I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!
by Garyism August 4, 2018
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Summiting the Mountain

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.
Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.
by Call Me Email February 16, 2010
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surprisingly

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.
Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."
by bohl March 10, 2022
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Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.
by Mikekim23 September 29, 2021
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Surviving Monday

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.
Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.
by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017
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