surmising

To imagine without certain knowledge; to infer on slight grounds; to suppose, conjecture, or suspect; to guess.

surmising by jezzie March 31, 2003

survibing 

it’s like when ur just getting by, but yknow, ur still vibing.

Person A: bruh i just failed that physics test

Person B: lol me too, just survibing

survibing by kool1947 January 30, 2020

Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas 

Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.

I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!

Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas by Garyism August 4, 2018

Summiting the Mountain 

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

Summiting the Mountain by Call Me Email February 16, 2010

surprisingly 

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.

Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."

surprisingly by bohl March 10, 2022

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare 

From the outside it looks like you live a great and happy life but on the inside you are miserable and alone.

How are you doing?

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare

Living the dream, surviving the nightmare by Mikekim23 September 29, 2021

Surviving Monday 

Survival of the fittest. Those who can survive a Monday are ones that have extreme strength. No ordinary person has ever survived Monday, let alone live onto Tuesday. The strongest of all survived to Friday, and will reign superior. These people will and have been rewarded with the all-loving Saturday and the slightly less all-loving Sunday, whose beauty, kindness, and strength will forever leave the survivor astonished.

Me: Sunday, oh please let us be surviving Monday, with your oh so glorious beauty.
Sunday: lol fam too bad tomorrows another monday.

Surviving Monday by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017