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superbowl 69

To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.
Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.
superbowl 69 by soursabbath December 7, 2019

Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

taking the browns to the superbowl

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

Superbowl Shit 

the shit you take after eating wings, ribs, beer, cheesecake, chips, etc.. from superbowl night. after a few days, you have a big greasy floater lookin back at you. Usually with a bit of a curl. This stinker may require 2 flushes to fully dispose of.

**beware** can leave a public washroom inoperative for days
Whoa mang you shoulda saw that superbowl shit I left in the school urinal...all the stalls where occupied by other superbowl shitters
Superbowl Shit by NIGNAG_de_Freddé February 25, 2011

Superboss 

In videogames, usually in role playing games(RPG’s), an optional boss that is much more difficult than anything else in the game.
An example of a superboss would be Bonetail from Paper Mario the Thousand year door.
Superboss by yaboibrush14 July 21, 2019

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch