drew's definitions

311

The Best Fucking band in the universe!

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

by Drew May 13, 2005

jorwood

insted of getting morning wood right after you wake up, you get it right after you wake up, preferably at 7:30 after you wake up at 7:00am

"when i woke up my cock was fine but while i was brushing my teeth, i got such bad jorwood that i was embarassed to go down stairs to eat breakfast"

by drew February 7, 2004

hogie

A little fat kid taking a shit.

"There's a hogie in the pool!"

by Drew July 18, 2004

neggs

another name for a african america rather than nigger

hey whats up neggs, were totally going to have a kick weekend.

by Drew February 25, 2005

gayass

one who is both gay and an ass

Man he's so mean, and gay; therefore he is a gayass.

by Drew March 9, 2005

Alien Legs

From the movie the arrival when the aliens legs go in backwards. It is an action to give someone Alien Legs means to kick their legs in.

Hey your better shut the hell up or i'll give you alien legs.

by Drew June 28, 2004

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by drew June 13, 2004