super blumkin 

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

super blumkin by Tim January 2, 2005

super blumpkin 

Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.

"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"

or

"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."

super blumpkin by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006

Super Blumpkins 

The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.

"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"

Super Blumpkins by Katiekilljoy December 21, 2017

Super Blumpkin 

The very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.

My girlfriend gave me a Super Blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! She made me cum when I got a nuke!!!

Super Blumpkin by Ralflyhead June 1, 2011

Super Bowl Blumpkin 

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.

Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.

Super Bowl Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

super double blumpkin 

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.

Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"

super double blumpkin by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011

Super Taco Bell blumpkin 

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.

Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !

Super Taco Bell blumpkin by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024