sugargasm 

when you have an extreme sugar high. way beyond a sugar buzz

I have a sugargasm every time I eat those chocolate chip cookies

sugargasm by cmjryan April 19, 2017

Sylargasm 

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.

Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*

Sylargasm by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

sugarmama

A woman who takes care of a guy financially.

I am looking for a sugarmama to take care of me, so I can drink those cocktails by the pool

sugarmama by JiHa July 4, 2006

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

Stargasm 

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.

*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"

Stargasm by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014