sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 22, 2006

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 22, 2005

sargasm

being turned on or excited by quick wit and cleverness

I just had a sargasm when he texted me all of those puns!

by clevergirlnyc September 15, 2015

sargasm

an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.

male- "oh yeah baby! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?"

female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."

by thegrandmalik22 October 22, 2009

sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004

sargasm

The act of sarcasm during ones sexual peak

When tim fucked his girlfriend he used sargasm by saying "Ohhhhh my god this sucks, I hate cumming on your tits"

by MBHQ July 25, 2006

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 22, 2004