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scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having
I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.
by President VanWormer November 7, 2011
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Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
by roaring17s February 13, 2019
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Scarcasm

The idea that you use such harsh sarcasm that it emotionally scars or traumatizes the person, hence the Scarcasm
Guy 1: "I told her she was a ugly slob, but she doesn't know i was kidding"

Guy 2: "Thats really cruel scarcasm..."
by Mclovincakes August 29, 2010
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sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
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Stargasm

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014
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Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.
1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."
by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008
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