suffobate 

Suffobate- the act of strangling yourself while masturbating.

Everytime I suffobate, I pass out and my mom has to shake me until I wake up.

suffobate by Dyke and ike March 8, 2014

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

smuffocate 

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

suffocat 

The smothering or suffocation of a cat or small animal underneath the Panniculus of an obese person. This typically occurs when the shifting of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area, traps the cat, unbeknownst to the obese person due to improper vasculation of the fatty tissue and lack of tactile sensation. The results of suffocat may go unnoticed for weeks, causing an odor due to rot and decay.

A 700 lb. woman goes into the emergency room, complaining of a horrible odor coming from her body. Upon examination, the medical staff find a suffocat, underneath her Pannus.

Also used for insurance billing purposes of described condition.

suffocat by coolascaliban July 12, 2011

stuffocated 

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

stuffocated by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

suffocation

1. An underated veteran death metal band from New York formed in the late 80's. They make techincal and brutal, with elements of grindcore, and speed metal fathering a new subgenre.

2. The best death metal band ever.

Suffocation released Effigy of the Forgotten in 1991.

suffocation by vilescamp March 16, 2004