Suffodater

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A male or female who begins or is dating and attaches/desires to take up every bit of time the other person has to spend with them suffodating - This creates a suffocating affect and appearing needy, leading to the other person involved to run the other way!

OMG Becky all I need is some space, STOP being a suffodater!!! Suffodating me is not what I need right now!

I only want a casual companion, not a suffodater!!!

He didn't realize he was a suffodater !!!
If I let this go on too long - he will suffodate me!

I enjoy her company but she is a suffodater!

Suffodater by benben11 June 21, 2018

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Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

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suffocate

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

suffocate by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004

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Suffodating

Particular style of dating that involves aggressive attachment to the partner.

McDuff-"did you hear Richelle dumped Ingis?"
Shwaggerson-"what? they were doing so well."
McDuff-"it turns out ingis was suffodating her and she needed to breathe."

Suffodating by Benjamtoast May 13, 2008

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Suffocate

The act of someone strangling another person for pleasure or self hatred. Can be kind of kinky.

"I want you to suffocate me"

"Suffocate me in between your thighs"

Suffocate by JiffyA January 4, 2019

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Suffocate me

No, this person does not want you to put a bag on their head. They want you to sit on their face.

Bro, I wouldn't mind if she were to suffocate me.

Suffocate me by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

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semen suffocate

The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.

After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.

semen suffocate by rjonesy October 15, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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