strangling
My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."
strangling by Dizastaa November 26, 2014
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strangling a cat
strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008
Strangling Kojak
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004
Strangling a toad
What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!
D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.
Strangling a toad by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009
Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn
When someone gives you a freaked-out look that is so insanely filled with disbelief and confusion, that it is unable to be described with unmythical creatures.
Jane: Starts to sing Circle of Life while doing a pregnant dance in a thong bikini
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
Jane's Grandmother: *looks at her like she's strangling a two-headed unicorn*
Strangling a Two-Headed Unicorn by PSEUDONYM711WABAFE January 5, 2012
strangling the stank monkey
When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
strangling the stank monkey by Big Ebs February 15, 2014
strangling the disobedient meat monster
The clinical term for "masterbation."
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
strangling the disobedient meat monster by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Notes:
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