Sockgasm

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.

When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.

by rastafari73 September 7, 2010

Sockgasm

Feeling of feels when putting on a brand new pair of fuzzy socks

Holy fuck thanks for the new socks, major sockgasm

by Epiknerd April 6, 2015

Sockgasm

When you get so excited shopping for socks you have a orgasm...

OMG, I was on the internet shopping and found all these cute socks. I instantly sockgasmed

by SlaveDeb May 21, 2017

suckgasm

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.

Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010

Shockgasm

Having a sudden orgasmic feeling when you are extremely shocked or are in huge disbelief.

Justin actually got a girlfriend Bob! I had a shockgasm when I heard about it!

by BigWhoop April 4, 2010

Sockgasms

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.

"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"

by Jyusan February 17, 2010

Sockgaim

A variation on the words "sock game" meaning to have great taste when it comes to socks.

Dude you need to lift your Sockgaim.

by handlebarsocks April 29, 2019