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Sockgasms 

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.
"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"
Sockgasms by Jyusan February 17, 2010
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Sockgasm 

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010
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suckgasm 

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.
Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

Soulgasms 

Imagine an orgasm, the blood pumping, sensations heightened, the explosion a moment holding heaven within its grasp. Now times this by at least 3 fold – a fire roaring throughout your entire system until it burns forth and leaves a beautiful spiralling mark on the world around. This is Soulgasm. A sensation that brings forth exhilaration, aliveness and completeness. The feeling of perfection in the now.

Soulgasms are those moments when your entire etheric and physical make up are in alignment. It can happen during meditation, on the dance floor, rolling under the covers with a lover or simply going for a walk.

In the moment of Soulgasm the channel of energy that flows from your Spirit is unhindered. The bridge to carry this flow of energy between the Spirit and Soul, Spirit and Body, Spirit and Mind have no self created obstacles.

To reach the state of fulfilled bliss takes the opening and cooperative channels of mind, body and soul. Each one forming a bridge for the energy of your Spirit to fly forth like a phoenix and burn brightly in the now. To represent passion for who you are and what you are savouring in that moment. It is simple yet complex. It is a web of divine bliss. Of heat that sears through you yet does not burn, but instead fuels your aliveness. It is life at its prime.

(From Alessandra Sagredo - soulgasms.ca/)
I experience soulgasms daily!
Soulgasms by Empress Kitten July 27, 2020

Shockgasm 

Having a sudden orgasmic feeling when you are extremely shocked or are in huge disbelief.
Justin actually got a girlfriend Bob! I had a shockgasm when I heard about it!
Shockgasm by BigWhoop April 4, 2010
that sockass thinks he's funny

did you see that weightlifter who tried too hard? he wound up with a 7 inch sockass
sockass by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004

Sockgasm 

Feeling of feels when putting on a brand new pair of fuzzy socks
Holy fuck thanks for the new socks, major sockgasm
Sockgasm by Epiknerd April 6, 2015