Sulkgasm 

When somebody does not have the ability or experience to respond to being insulted, poked fun at or just general banter. They sink into a sulkgasm and refuse to talk to anyone.
Symptoms include :
not talking
angry eyes
chain cigerette smoking

More serious symptoms can lead to suicide, mass rape/murder and beating of female children.

ian who has elbow problems played in a pool competition, next morning was questioned by the PTI for lying, he sank into a total sulkgasm.

Sulkgasm by fucktron November 5, 2011

suckgasm 

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.

Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

suckgasm by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010

silkgasm

Orgasm produced by wearing, touching, or feeling silk

**two friends txting**

Karina: i got silk panties!
Dario: How they feel?
Karina: AMAZING!!!
Dario: Sounds like u just had a silkgasm

silkgasm by DARY2012 September 3, 2011