rick328i's definitions

sackretary

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.

I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.

by rick328i March 31, 2008

upcrease

To greatly increase; generally referring to one's productivity in an office environment.

Jeri really needs to upcrease his file reviews if he expects to keep his thankless job.

by rick328i May 22, 2008

fatluck

1. a potluck composed entirely of fatty, greasy foods.
2. a person who opportunes company potlucks in the hope of scavenging food to appease thier never-ending hunger

Cheryl is the team fatluck. Anytime there's food, she's there!

by rick328i May 21, 2008

potticon

A distasteful or otherwise offensive emoticon, generally depicting poop or other bodily fluids, used in instant messaging or e-mail.

Not satisfied to use a traditional smiley, Cheryl insists on using potticons to amuse and offend her coworkers.

by rick328i May 28, 2008

verbworthy

An action based upon a noun that deserves to have its own special verb created or acknowleged.

I facebooked him last night. Yes, facebooked is a completely verbworthy word!

by rick328i September 10, 2010

fagaton

A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.

Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.

by rick328i March 27, 2008