paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.

Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

paradoxical subtlety by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

Dick-sability by Wolfany September 8, 2018

Sumility 

Sumility-The act or lifestyle of being in a higher state of living
according to a belief system of morality that has a Standard of the
"Highest Self" that can be achieved in Humanity while not being
misconstrued with arrogance and/or dogmas

With all do respect and sumility, it has been an Honor to give back to the community in which I grew and matriculated from a young age to adult hood

Sumility by SCIENTIST January 29, 2019

subtitty 

1. Titties below the normal ones.
Also if used as a verb:
2. A desrespectful or harmful action.

1. "You need to have an operation to get that subtitty removed, Ms. Jenkins."

2. "I so subtittied that britch with my mp5 while she was lookin' the other way!"

subtitty by Xhelix July 6, 2005

stility 

Short version of hostility

Dude, whats with all the stility!

stility by Purelover69.14 March 8, 2008

subginity 

When someone subscribes for the first to a streaming social network.

Meg, "What!! This is your first Twitch subscription. I just took your subginity."

subginity by Exectech December 25, 2016

slutility

Slutility is a slut with the power to do more than one thing at once; a whore that provides a public service with much to offer, but be warned, for she is the kind of person who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach around. She is most likely to constantly cheat on you, but will not have sex with you, and may also be interested in bestiality. She will consistently lie and blame you for everything when she is conscience of what really happened but, lies to people to make you look bad and gets mad when people see through the lies. She is a user and will try to force you to change who you really are (i.e. emo rock-star into a country bumpkin), and uses others to try to enforce the fact that you did wrong when everyone knows you were the innocent one. She will most likely act like an immature child, and thinks whatever she does is okay and that she can do nothing wrong and everyone else is at fault, when the reality is that she fucks up 100% of the time and all you do is wait on her hand and foot.

Harlie uses the power of slutility.

slutility by cjx3 April 25, 2014