Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

Dick-sability by Wolfany September 8, 2018

dickability 

When a man is unable to get or maintain an erection.

Jeff just hasn't been the same since he was diagnosed with chronic dickability.

dickability by Not a Skeeter September 29, 2017

Dickability 

Dickability is the innate ability to be a complete dick yet maintain some endearing quality that people love.

Carl has dickability!

Dickability by Somewhere in Arizona July 8, 2018