suartini

Suartini a loving female name. Sounds like a martini but without the alcohol. She rather love a shandy.
If you have a Suartini consider yourself lucky. Loving, caring, quiet at times but always fun and loyal

Do you like to have a martini? No i'd rather have a Suartini

by TN_Bui November 22, 2021

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili

When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.

by bmkmkc October 4, 2008

spartini

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.

Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.

by Rain the Revenant May 1, 2008

shartinigger

When someone farts but tries to hard and share!

That ain't no fart you shartinigger!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018