Sumartini

The kind of person that has a drunken effect on the people around them. Everyone close is in such a happy mood because of the effects of the Su-Martini! This kind of person is warm, considerate, and a lot of fun to be around

That chik is so Sumartini

by Rozzers Dozzers February 3, 2010

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Submarining

When you stop seeing someone and cut off all communication and then reappear after some time and act like nothing happened.

Guy: Hey what's up
Girl: Fuck you John it's been 8 months. You think I'm in to submarining?

by Hey I'm walking here October 28, 2017

smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

submarining

Submarining is gay slang for going down on a sailor, especially USN.

Claude got on his knees in the alley to go submarining on a CPO.

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

smartificational

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!

by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game

Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)

by ...all day April 19, 2010