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artificial stupidity
artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
artificial stupidity by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
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Supreme Stupidity
1. An act of extreme stupidity by the U.S. Supreme Court.
2. An attempt to undermine democracy or destroy human rights through judicial fiat.
3. What happens when a bunch of clueless lawyers pretend to be God.
Notable examples include:
-- The recent (2010) decision to allow unlimited corporate and interest group contributions to U.S. political campaigns.
-- The Buck vs. Bell ruling that permitted forced sterilization of the mentall ill. Justice Holmes said at the time: “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.”
-- The Dred Scott case that invalidated restrictions on slavery, while mandating that all African-Americans be treated as "property" in the eyes of the law.
-- Plessy v. Ferguson, which formally legalized segregation, Jim Crow laws and minority disenfranchisement throughout the nation.
2. An attempt to undermine democracy or destroy human rights through judicial fiat.
3. What happens when a bunch of clueless lawyers pretend to be God.
Notable examples include:
-- The recent (2010) decision to allow unlimited corporate and interest group contributions to U.S. political campaigns.
-- The Buck vs. Bell ruling that permitted forced sterilization of the mentall ill. Justice Holmes said at the time: “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.”
-- The Dred Scott case that invalidated restrictions on slavery, while mandating that all African-Americans be treated as "property" in the eyes of the law.
-- Plessy v. Ferguson, which formally legalized segregation, Jim Crow laws and minority disenfranchisement throughout the nation.
The highest court in the land committed another act of Supreme Stupidity in January 2010 when it opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate cash in the election process. Can you say "plutocracy?" Sure you can!
Supreme Stupidity by Peter Kobs February 18, 2010
Plot Induced Stupidity
Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before, even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics.
Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman. Standard CBR fights exempt the contestants from PIS unless otherwise specified.
Plot Induced Stupidity by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
Stupidification
1) The act of making someone more stupid.
2) The act of making something more simplistic for stupid people to use it, for example, un-necessary warning labels.
2) The act of making something more simplistic for stupid people to use it, for example, un-necessary warning labels.
Idiot: "Yay! I got a B+ on my math test!"
Normal Person: "How? You said 2 + 2 = 22..."
Idiot: "So? It says it's right..."
Normal person: *facepalms* "Teachers adding to the stupidification of their students."
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McDonalds' Hot Coffee's "Caution: Hot" label, after someone spilt their hot coffee on their lap and successfully sued because their hot coffee had no warning that it was hot.
Normal Person: "How? You said 2 + 2 = 22..."
Idiot: "So? It says it's right..."
Normal person: *facepalms* "Teachers adding to the stupidification of their students."
____
McDonalds' Hot Coffee's "Caution: Hot" label, after someone spilt their hot coffee on their lap and successfully sued because their hot coffee had no warning that it was hot.
Stupidification by Above Average IQ November 17, 2010
Stupidity
Stupidity by Mr. Awesome II April 30, 2015
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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